I had this one customer that was really touchy-feely and even after being bluntly told not to touch me (I really do not like being touched by people I don’t know, especially if they’re touching me like they know me, and ESPECIALLY when I’m at work), he’d STILL keep doing it. To me, this is all the red flags that this…

Bravo. I literally cackled imagining such a thing.

Oh, yeah. My cat loves me. He gets upset when I put shoes on. After I take out the garbage or something, he’ll yell at me until I sit down and he can take an 1+ nap on my lap.

They didn’t make them like that back then, either. Newman was truly a class act.

I’ll admit it. Definitely crying.

I’m sorry that happened to you, and I’m sorry you asked for help and they failed you. I had a dentist be a creep with me when I was barely 18 (still in high school). I told my mom after it happened and she started to cry and said, “He did that to you, too?” (Which is a whole other thing... If he did it to her, why…

Trump wouldn’t be able to get the security clearance needed to be a barista in an airport.

Exactly! My BFF automatically disqualifies guys with pictures of guns/dead animals in their profile. With this policy in place, she might not find out about their “preferences” until they’re on an actual date, like she did with that Trump voter a couple weeks ago...

If by “president for life” he means he’ll croak in the next six months while rage-tweeting on the shitter about something Fox & Friends said, then... yeah, okay. I could get behind that.

If anything comes from this, hopefully it’s that he needs money so bad, he has to sell his horse so she can live out her days in peace without that pedo-jackhole fucking up her mouth.

You know what? Now that I think about it, I’m the same, but the way they react to my dropping pleasantries/having non-emotive reactions to their tantrums makes me *feel* like I’m being equally rude. I’m a woman, so anything short of “nice and accommodating” is quickly categorized as “bitch.”

She sounds like a monster.

I like to apply the Golden Rule when it comes to being an asshole. If they’re rude, I’m gonna be rude right back. I know, I know, a bit immature (“They started it!”), but I do enjoy their shock/mild terror when I don’t grovel to win their favor. 

To be fair, I’d probably have to get really high to make it through an entire awards show.

Your institution > individual is so spot on. I was raised Mormon (most of my extended family still is) and to this day, I struggle with forgiving my parents for putting the church first. My mom’s step-dad molested her when she was a kid, and yes, he still got to go to the temple up to his dying day (he’s in the “good”…

Two weeks ago, my cat was taking his sweet-ass time joining me out on the patio and I accidentally shut the door on his tail. I didn’t even do it that hard and I STILL feel terrible about it. He’s forgotten it, but I’ll probably take this to my death bed.

“women who have learned to communicate their feelings clearly have done well at combating sexual harassment.”

I tend to believe that if someone honestly thinks sexuality is a choice, it means they’ve “chosen” their’s.

It’d be nice to network at an industry party without having some guy ask about my pubic hair.

Sure, sure. Women just haven’t been stepping up!