THE BEST BOY, and Jon just walks off like a fucking popstar abandoning his pet monkey at the airport in Germany (#NeverForget, Beiber, you dick). Ghost ran headfirst into a zombie horde for you, Jon, and lost his ear, and you’re gonna just fuck off without PETTING HIS BEAUTIFUL HEAD? Fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu. This…

Arya is going full Lone Wolf and Cub next week, Baby Cart at the River Styx style(Wheelchair at the Godswood)!

I want to give you more stars but they only give me one. My daughter is currently in a well respected private school in Oregon wine country. She got herself there through hard work and perseverance. Even with a scholarship covering half her mother and I are splitting 25k a year in student loans. Is it a burden? More…

You know what I want, Aunt Becky? I want to be able to send my kids to college without going $100,000-plus into debt. I’d like to send them to their first-choice colleges — they both were accepted — but guess what we face? A horrible higher-education financing system that too often places ridiculous burdens on…

My boyfriend does this sometimes jokingly, just to see how quickly the phrase ‘out of the car!’ or ‘out of the house!’ can fly out of my face. 

Yet no one defended me when I stood for masculinity and God’s design for sexuality

I suspect Mrs. White doesn't believe for one hot minute that anyone was molested.

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

“I noticed an air of superiority in the lawyer, so I decided to whip him down a few pegs.”

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

I saw this on Baltimore news last night. Same headline, lawyering while black. I can’t wait to hear the excuses already in the making to explain how this wasn’t racial profiling (“when I stopped him, I smelled marijuana, so it seemed suspicious.” “His tail light was broken”, “we verify and double check every lawyer…

Seriously. Also, it took me all of five seconds to see how much people love shitting all over Emilia Clarke anyway, I can’t imagine what it’s like dealing with that and releasing this sort of news. You do you girl. 

I would absolutely have tried to keep this shit secret. She wasn’t only on Game of Thrones, but also in a fucking Star Wars movie. I would never, ever want to try and recover from a brain injury while a bunch of people bothered me about it, asking about it every 10 minutes and probably getting even more creepy…

Old WB actors! Liquor heirs! Stealking! I am hard pressed to figure out what else they could have done, short of also storing nukes in the basement next to a weed farm. 

If I had a nickle for every time someone had skealked my identity, I’d be able to hire an editor.

OK. This handwriting. This mocking parent. Let’s just, for the moment, assume he doesn’t have a learning disability.

Oh god, I’d forgotten about that. I had to go back and Google it just to recall how self-satisfied and oblivious it was.

“They’re blowing this whole thing out of proportion,” said Malcolm Abbott outside the home that overlooks the Metropolitan Museum of Art. “I believe everyone has a right to go to college, man.”

See, this is my point exactly. The one I just made on another comment.