I didn’t know Kelly was in the room! I can’t believe King and CBS agreed to that! (Though I imagine they wouldn’t have gotten Clary and Savage on camera otherwise.)

What’s most telling is that R. Kelly was present when those women were being interviewed and would cough at points to, ostensibly, remind them that he was there.

So sad. I will be watching my Buffy the Vampire Slayer Blu-Ray (original movie) in his honor.

Gosh that’s so sad. He always seemed like a good one.

If you can shop this so that that flag is the US one, you will win one (1) entire internet.

Watching that totally strange, flag humping insanely long CPAC speech the other day, the only thing Trump knows at the moment is panic. He dug his own hole and now the evidence against him is piling up to push him into it. He’s already fired most of the people that might have defended him. (Still feel a bit sorry for…

“She has said many times that her husband is an adult, he’s the President of the United States, he knows what he’s doing”

So she’s saying no one pays any attention to what President Tantrum says and does?

“We Worst”

her husband is an adult, he’s the President of the United States, he knows what he’s doing

Oh, the GOP members of the committee are foaming at the mouth right now, just watch the live coverage. They’re yelling at Cohen and practically flagellating themselves to pictures of Trump to try and show him who’s the goodest protector of the Cheeto-In-Chief. ‘Bootlicker’ is too kind a term for the lot of them.

Aaaand some GOP guys immediately starting to stall Cohen’s hearing.

I sometimes fantasize about what Kris would do if all media just banned the Kardashians for one day. Would she burst into spontaneous flame? Would her head explode? Would she curl into a fetal position and sob hysterically?

She has a lot to do every day. Those puppies aren’t going to skin themselves.

Thank you for making me cackle at my desk. 

She looks like Reese Witherspoon after being in the microwave for 20 minutes.

I want to scratch that belly of his though...

eh, i see her as along for the ride. I care more about mnuchin, zinke and that motherfucker Pruitt. I want them thoroughly scrutinized.

Is it too much to hope that Ivanka gets indicted? Is it too greedy? Should we just be happy with Eric and Jr.?