Best part of the Lynch season:
He did “the play”. It was the same damn position and yardage that Pete said that he couldn’t do at the Superbowl.
And he went through them all like a bullet with flowing locks.
Seattle needs to stop wasting this man’s time, they need him more than he needs the entire league.  

Troll, keep your damned mouth shut, you of the unwashed legs and unseasoned chicken.

He is *the best*. I’m so glad he’s back for another season or so.

While true, it’s also true that Pence would do the same thing and be less of a liability.

Too many people have been sleeping on Marshawn’s infinite knowledge on life. This man knows exactly what the hell he’s talking about. 

Or... and hear me out here... this kind of giving should be built into our tax system in an equitable way and properly apportioned to social services so that nobody has to suffer through living on the most impoverished budgets.

I always assumed I was super irresponsible with my money, but according to this, I am within my level. So... okay then!

Of the three: Schumer, Pelosi and Trump only one is on record disrespectimg two gold star families. But I guess it doesn’t count since those dead soldiers aren't white.

Yes, for sure. Otherwise I wouldn’t do it. (I still buy store-brand black beans, lentils, nuts, etc. ... but cheese is so much better when it’s made well.)

Trump has class out the ass.

Now I want cheese.

Don’t decide everything is over. Remember. The U.S. thought that if Saddam Hussein was overthrown, the Iraqi people would welcome them with open arms. On the contrary, the Iraqis did NOT want Saddam, but they didn’t want the U.S. either. America’s lack of understanding in this region of the world, has cost 1000s of…

Thanks so much for translating ‘chickens,’ I truly wanted to understand. Marshawn in the man.

His disdain for interviews makes these pearls of wisdom all the more appreciated when he spreads them around.

There’s really no limit to how low he’ll go.

I love how he starts the press conference with Wazhappenin, continues to curse a bunch, then ends it with a poignant speech about the perils nfl athletes (particularly black athletes) face. Hero.

Unhinged, out-in-the open racism is now an undeniable core pillar of the Republican platform. There was a time where we had something of a gentleman’s agreement where they’d pretend it was about state’s rights or the deficit or taxes or whatever and we’d pretend to believe them enough to keep the peace, to maintain…

Trump has been wearing that blonde Pashtun on his head for years and no one has said anything.

So now the news will talk about this for a day or two instead of how it’s been proven that Trump and his administration had Soleimani in their sights for 7 months and there is still not a shred of info or evidence that he had “four American embassies” lined up for terrorist activity.

It really was the realest interview ever given. Take care of your mental, your body and your chicken, African.