Wedge salads are such a fucking pain to eat. I’m here because I DON’T want to prepare my own salad, please don’t make me do like, 90% of the work of tearing up lettuce if I’m at a fucking steakhouse.

Agreed it’s not a new thing at all, but it is definitely getting worse, and not saying anything doesn’t provide any feedback that they might consider investing a tiny amount of resources into fixing the issue.

Always a bridesmaid, y’know?

“God DAMN IT.”

Rudy: “Show me on this constitution where Donal touched you.”

Rudy Giuliani told Fox News reporters that he would do just about anything for his boss, including testify in a Senate impeachment trial.

And the goddamn Democrats coming out with their pathetic statements citing procedural objections, making sure to keep up the narrative that Iran is somehow the dangerous actor here rather than the country whose entire regional history has been one of exploitation, expropriation, and imperialism. This fence-riding…

Now, now...be kind. Human is her second language.

The Pentagon has confirmed that Trump ordered the hit. I don’t think Melania’s getting her “Peace on the world” any time soon. At least he got her that card.

I would pay to watch that. We could retire a chunk of the National Debt.

I swear to god when I he was talking I thought he’d got confused halfway through and started describing how he’d prosecute Trump for racketeering.

Giuliani probably wants to officially represent Trump so he can claim attorney-client privilege. I mean sure, he’ll lie through his teeth under oath all day. But this way he can pinch himself when he starts rambling off incriminating evidence and just yell out ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE with a thousand yard stare and…

The link in the Warren line is broken ... it links to the same story as the line below it about Ozzie bush fires.

[...] a “stone-faced” Melania answered: “Peace on the world.”

They just need to properly rake the outback.

They’ve also been in the clutches for Robert Murdoc and his cadre of coal mining barons and kleptocrats for longer than anyone else.

Do demonstrations? The fuck does that mean? Guiliani’s predecessor as a federal prosecutor invented the term racketeering I believe. 

“Why don’t the Australians just rake the forest/bush?” and other supremely unhelpful comments I’ve heard from the government while California was burning down and displacing people I know.

You either die a star attorney putting mobsters in jail for racketeering or live long enough to see yourself become A Ghouliani...

Oh my God, as to Rudy testifying... YESSSSSSSSS! Bring it on. This zombie-vampire hybrid mess of genetics will give away the entire game in the first two seconds.