At the very least, it is a beautiful shoe.

“feminism is dead” as a thing is completely news to me, but maybe I’m not as Extremely Online as I used to be.

Sorry to be the person who criticises the headline, but I did read the article first, and then I went away for an hour and came back after thinking about it, so I feel okay about criticising the headline.

Yeah, especially when you realize that if you write something that’s really nuanced and well-articulated (and god forbid, intersectional), no one will read it. But if you write something shallow and petty and that sounds like you’re off your rocker and makes people want to argue against you, suddenly you’re popular…

These shoes and her pose make me deeply uncomfortable 

See the thing is, I think the shoes themselves are actually quite lovely. I mean, if you were to place one of them on your coffee table, with a few sprigs of maidenhair fern in it — mwah! But there is unfortunately no human foot in existence whose presence inside the shoe would not render it a grotesquerie fit for the…

No, because in clear plastic shoes, everyone’s feet sweat and looked like pressed ham (bare ass on glass window). Not sexy. Not attractive at $100, much less 9x.

Exactly, these shoes are “okay” for precisely however long your set at the Cheetah Club is....

It’s Kims favorite shoe to cosplay as Elsa

The only thing this shoe evokes from me is ~ “Elsa was a late 1990's stripper? ok.”

Just keep in mind that you’re talking about foreign ports, not US ones, so you’re dealing with something entirely different than TSA.

Of course because no Black man would not wash his hands after touching bird poop. For the love of all things sanitary.

What’s more worrying is that you had bird shit on your hand all that time and you didn’t wash it off.

No but TSA does

I’m a dude. And my ass only looks good in pants, which hide all the butt hair.

One other theory is that they determine your “risk” based on what might be considered “suspicious behavior,” like buying a one-way ticket or paying for your flight in cash.

Shit, I am in the mid 40's and literally seethe in immaturity.

And alcohol!

He literally covered that in the article.

I'm curious to see your list of criteria for a fully adult 28 year old. As I am 28 and would like to see where I measure up to the standards of a scientist, even if it isn't exactly your field. 

What a world we live in, when a 28 year old man child can become a semi celebrity from streaming a video game in front of a web cam. Meanwhile, those of us who...ya know....work, will likely struggle just for a pat on the back. Crazy.