On the other hand, if another adult entertained my toddler on a flight for 4 hours, I’d be comping their drinks, food, taxi fare, student loan debt . . .

I cannot imagine how women pump that much.  I pumped at work for 6 months and otherwise breastfed when I was at home (w/ some formula since I never made enough).  Your wife is a fucking super human.

Not all babies drift peacefully off to sleep after feeding. Mine only slept at night while you were WALKING with her. It lasted for weeks.

Obviously you missed the OP’s joke but ALSO there are plenty of comedians that joke about killing people.  Bill Burr has a whole bit where he jokes about thinning the world’s population by sinking cruise ships and taking out survivors with a machine gun.

I only wish he had been more repetitive. That would’ve helped me understand if this was a joke.

YES.  She spent her whole life being “weird” because of her size and he looooooves it.  

I choked on my wine when I read that captioning last night.  Some times I think the people typing this shit are having a great time.

You mean GIANT little Tormunds and Briennes?  My wish is that she gets some sexy time with Jamie, then settles down and has lots of babies with Tormund.  Girl deserves it.

UGH, Theon can eat a zombie dick.  Every time they try to redeem him I HELPFULLY (not annoyingly) remind my husband that he took over Winterfell and burned children he thought were his family!

Oh my god I’d love to have more taco trucks.

I mean, famous lawyer doing tons of illegal and ethical shit that was harmful to his clients is new.  Sorry.

Please. It might be uncomfortable for larger people, yes. But my husband is about 6'1" and 250 pounds and he flies in economy regularly. Is he a little squished? Yeah. Is it inaccessible to him?  No.

Just put sugar in it and enjoy your morning, dude.

I don’t know if they’ll save us.  I’m in my mid-30s and I did plenty of crying over nature docs as a kid.  And now I feel helpless.  Watching as my nation is run by greedy, ignorant children who either don’t believe or don’t care about climate change.

And yet needs to be constantly “clarified” by his press team!

Oh so you have no idea what you’re talking about.  My bad.  Carry on.

Still confused about why you think this is basically a drawing and not a photograph . . . 

Oh my god that tray.  Why even have it?!  I couldn’t even balance an ipad on that thing.

Are you actually suggesting that there aren’t concrete steps being taken by countless people, companies, and governments today to slow carbon emissions? You’re asking an internet commenter for ideas as if you can’t just google and see for yourself?  

I was raised by working class parents in a small town in the midwest and I have NEVER heard of 10% being a fair tip.