I only wish he had been more repetitive. That would’ve helped me understand if this was a joke.

YES.  She spent her whole life being “weird” because of her size and he looooooves it.  

I choked on my wine when I read that captioning last night.  Some times I think the people typing this shit are having a great time.

You mean GIANT little Tormunds and Briennes?  My wish is that she gets some sexy time with Jamie, then settles down and has lots of babies with Tormund.  Girl deserves it.

UGH, Theon can eat a zombie dick.  Every time they try to redeem him I HELPFULLY (not annoyingly) remind my husband that he took over Winterfell and burned children he thought were his family!

Oh my god I’d love to have more taco trucks.

I mean, famous lawyer doing tons of illegal and ethical shit that was harmful to his clients is new.  Sorry.

Please. It might be uncomfortable for larger people, yes. But my husband is about 6'1" and 250 pounds and he flies in economy regularly. Is he a little squished? Yeah. Is it inaccessible to him?  No.

Just put sugar in it and enjoy your morning, dude.

I don’t know if they’ll save us.  I’m in my mid-30s and I did plenty of crying over nature docs as a kid.  And now I feel helpless.  Watching as my nation is run by greedy, ignorant children who either don’t believe or don’t care about climate change.

And yet needs to be constantly “clarified” by his press team!

Oh so you have no idea what you’re talking about.  My bad.  Carry on.

Still confused about why you think this is basically a drawing and not a photograph . . . 

Oh my god that tray.  Why even have it?!  I couldn’t even balance an ipad on that thing.

I was raised by working class parents in a small town in the midwest and I have NEVER heard of 10% being a fair tip.

I’ve lived in the midwest my entire life.  I tip 20% and my friends consider it standard.

He rode an illegal vehicle through a red light at other cars and pedestrians and crashed.

I agree, fuck the South.  Unfortunately the South has infiltrated the North and you see assholes driving around Michigan (!!) with giant confederate flags flapping behind their pick up trucks.  So.  Fuck everyone I guess.

Seriously, moms ARE getting black out drunk in front of their kids.  It’s pretty normal for upper middle class working white moms to drink A LOT of wine, and sneak alcohol into their kids’ school events so the events are “bearable.”  If you think it’s not a problem, you just haven’t been exposed to it.

These types of “mommy” groups are constantly bragging about sneaking alcohol into school events, apple picking in the fall, etc.  Who the fuck is driving their kids home after?