are these kids 10 years old?

You’re right, people who get frazzled and forgetful sometimes should never have children.

Yeah I do this too and I don’t see the issue w/ it.

I honestly don’t get this one.  I get my daughter one of the little squeezy fruit packs to eat while I’m shopping like . . . half the time I’m at the store.  Then at the end they scan the empty one w/ the full ones and we all move on w/ our lives.  No one has ever indicated this was a problem.

Or just say “excuse me”?

I dropped my fucking fork reading this. Holy shit.

I think you should stop speaking for all men, bud.  Plenty of men are grown ass adults who are perfectly capable of working and speaking with me AND women without any issue or fear.  

My eyes are bouncing around this picture trying to find the worst part.  His dad sneakers.  His hemline.  His stupid enormous coat.  Her Charlotte Russe ala 2002 dress.  Her fake pony tail.  

Just fyi buddy, a woman’s shoes do not indicate any sexual interest in you.

JUST TREAT THEM THE SAME WAY YOU TREAT MEN.

Lol, this is the kind of weird historical factoid that I love. I must google it at once!

This is the correct response.

And yet they cannot apply this logic to someone’s gender, skin color, sexual orientation, etc.

It’s perfectly fine to dislike someone because they choose to hold abhorrent beliefs and say abhorrent things.  Those aren’t exactly immutable characteristics.

I mean . . . your body contains a shit ton (lol) of bacteria, both in and out.  You couldn’t digest food without it.  You couldn’t live without it.  It’s the magic of symbiotic relationships, man.

It really was the lamest trolling.

I’m sure this has been said, since this article was put up yesterday, but these are the saddest group of sad sacks I’ve ever seen in my life.  Just . . . so sad.

This is my excuse for getting one brand new!

So you can throw snowshoes, bikes, muddy boots, poopy diapers, and whatever else back there? Not everyone who drives a truck is using it for their contracting business.

Why is everyone so concerned with where other people drive their cars?  People on this site seem particularly upset that someone might drive a car to a mall.