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Yeah, those are good points.  I tried to avoid an epidural as long as I could so I could speed up labor.  24 hours later I was like, “Shove a needle in my spine, please.”

Yes and this baby probably died of privilege well before it was born.  She was 42 weeks pregnant.  It saddens and sickens me to think that there is a good chance that the baby was dead the ENTIRE TIME she was in labor.

I don’t get what’s admirable about it.  Like . . . would you admire someone for getting any kind of surgery w/out being anesthetized?

Ugh. Proud of their pain. When I was pregnant I remember reading women posting on forum’s like, “I’ve had horrible headaches every day my entire pregnancy but I REFUSE to take acetaminophen [a super safe drug during pregnancy] even once because I love my baby!”

Thank you! I live in Michigan which has done some DUMB shit in recent years, but I was happy with our results this week. We had 3 progressive ballot proposals (recreational marijuana, citizen committee to end gerrymandering, and auto voter registration) and they all easily passed. Our top state positions are like ALL

I do a top knot that is like balanced on top of my head so it’s not pulling in any direction.  Otherwise it hurts if it’s been longer than like 5 seconds since I’ve had a trim (or as I call it, a thinning).

It’s absolutely a thing.  I know it’s time for a trim when my ponytail starts to hurt.

If you have any evidence to counter the studies showing the negative correlation between spanking and good behavior . . . please share.

The lesson being what?  That the people you love will sometimes hit you?

Sigh, I’m so glad I read this story.  Lately I’ve been wondering if my 2-yr-old FORGOT what the words “yes” and “no” mean.

What?!  Fried turkey is the ONLY turkey!

Sooo the other day Amy Schumer posted something on Instagram about how white women need to step up. There were like a MILLION white women in the comments accusing her post of (prepare yourself mentally) being racist against white people.  It was . . . not promising.

Yeah I hate when people harp on about unimportant shit.  Like WHO EVEN CARES, RIGHT?

The last time I went to a Red Lobster was about 10 years ago and I saw SEVERAL people wearing sweatpants. Grey, loose sweatpants.

What are “health foods”?  Eat literally any piece of fruit to get a little sugar kick without eating a fucking donut.  It takes very little time to peel an banana, dude.

Seriously! Have you ever seen a little kid? They are LITTLE. And trusting and defenseless and dependent on adults to keep them safe.  Anyone who thinks it is okay to hit them has serious issues.

I live in Michigan and I was just saying yesterday how weird it that the incumbent House rep (who is a Republican and a piece of shit) has blue signs.

Does no one in the world have a changing pad in their diaper bag? What the fuck?

Put a fucking changing pad in the diaper bag?

It’s literally a seat for babies . . . Did you think the strap was to keep your wine bottles from falling out?