Yeah I hate when people harp on about unimportant shit.  Like WHO EVEN CARES, RIGHT?

The last time I went to a Red Lobster was about 10 years ago and I saw SEVERAL people wearing sweatpants. Grey, loose sweatpants.

What are “health foods”?  Eat literally any piece of fruit to get a little sugar kick without eating a fucking donut.  It takes very little time to peel an banana, dude.

I can’t tell if you are joking, or just extremely dumb.

The unprepared, and the parents.  I don’t understand how an hour change (that I tried to prepare for with moving bedtimes slowly the week before!!) can turn toddlers and kids into insane monsters for an entire week.  But it does.

Seriously! Have you ever seen a little kid? They are LITTLE. And trusting and defenseless and dependent on adults to keep them safe.  Anyone who thinks it is okay to hit them has serious issues.

I live in Michigan and I was just saying yesterday how weird it that the incumbent House rep (who is a Republican and a piece of shit) has blue signs.

Does no one in the world have a changing pad in their diaper bag? What the fuck?

Put a fucking changing pad in the diaper bag?

It’s literally a seat for babies . . . Did you think the strap was to keep your wine bottles from falling out?

People do this.

What evidence do you have that this “generation of youth” is any more apathetic than those before them?

Hey man. It’s true that you don’t have to go to the gym to work out. If you like walking- awesome! Walking is great!

Just fyi, I lift weights for about 30 minutes at lunch. I do “super sets” which is where you do 2 sets with no break so you can fit in more exercise (e.g., a set of bench press followed immediately by a set of squats, THEN I rest). It’s enough to benefit my mood and health but easy enough that I don’t get super…

Hello, sister.  If I make a sandwich it’s because I want to eat some mayonnaise and I can’t just spoon it out of the jar in polite society.

“Consider ourselves lucky that it’s not mac n cheese and chicken fingers everyday. It makes for a much more interesting adult down the line.”

So . . . when you go visit your moms . . . that’s the ONLY time you’re all in the car together? You don’t go anywhere else as a family? Ever?

What “25-yr-old” behaviors would women think are creepy?

Lol, that’s a violation of federal law.

Life satisfaction in your early 20s?!  Man, I’m 34 and each year is happier than the last.  The early 20s were fun but also very scary and confusing (for me).