If I don’t prep as much as possible the night before oh my GOD do I regret it in the morning!  But yeah that’s a major key.  Kids should be going to bed way before adults.  That gives time at night to get shit done for a smooth(ish) morning.

Well then the OP blows for not wanting to date shorter guys SO MUCH that she actually resents short women when they date the tall men that she is apparently entitled to.

Based on my viewing of the show, Ozarks, you need to set up your books to LOOK like you are doing things legally. Then you have a second set, SECRET, set of books with the real numbers.

Another . . . Are . . .

Back in college my husband was driving a group home from the bar one night. I was in the back with his friend who was trying to tell everyone that he was going to be sick. Only he couldn’t stop gagging enough to get the words out. My husband turned around at a stop light to ask what was going on and his friend…

Man I feel like I talked about nothing but the poop leading up to labor and it didn’t even happen to me.  All that worry!

I just got everything from the hospital. You’re paying a buttload to be there, so steal all of their supplies.  One thing I will say is, if possible, set up your home so you don’t need to move much once you get home.  My husband dragged a bunch of crap into our living room so I could kind of camp out there with the…

Lol glad to know what worked for you will work for every kid.

Other than pumping at work (which can die in a fire), I didn’t feel any of this while nursing. I wore my daughter while nursing most of the time, and continued doing whatever I was doing.

I’m a mom and I DID NOT LIKE having a baby. Oh my god. They’re up all night. They can’t talk. They can’t walk. My girl is a very independent (most of the time) 2-yr-old now and she’s a blast to hang out with.

When I was pregnant a friend’s 1-yr-old toddled up to me and tried to nurse from my enormous pregnancy bump.  :o

That doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole.

Maybe b/c they live in society and don’t want themselves or their loved ones sick or dead b/c of your idiocy?

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT GET THE FLU FROM THE FLU SHOT. 

I’m sure you’re doing as much research as the people who do it for a living.  Good job.

Well you rarely get fucking polio.

Who cares if someone is a “fair weather ally”? It’s not your girlfriend. It’s someone you want to support the same candidates and policies as you, and vote the same as you, so you can achieve a particular result. Grow the fuck up.

Oh my god a TON of people still think this.  My daughter is 2 and my boss STILL gets confused when I’m out of town.  “Who is taking care of the baby?”

This is a feature not a bug.

I would ABSOLUTELY wear these the entire xmas season.  If only to irritate my husband.  Worth every penny.