Our fucking politicians, who refuse to enact mild gun control proposals that are supported by the majority of the population.

No.

You can even grill some lettuces and make them delicious! I’ve grilled radicchio, cabbage, romaine . . . grilling or roasting makes everything taste good.

AND THEN SOMETHING DOES. It’s exhausting. If you want to cry forever, imagine where we were just a year ago. Or two years ago.

I can’t even stand to listen to “liberal” news source NPR in the car anymore. Because they never. fucking. follow. up. It’s maddening.

I’ve met some whackos who legit think they are going to rise up against the federal government (not right NOW of course, when it’s being run by REPUBLICANS). They’re insane.

It SUCKS. It’s the worst. Every month that ticks by you feel like a bigger psychopath. I’m sorry. :(

Free him from WHAT I wonder?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

There is actually research to support the idea that milk thistle is beneficial for liver health. I haven’t spent a meaningful amount of time looking into that research but . . . there is some.

Maybe you were dismissed b/c you present your opinions as fact and many people find that sort of attitude annoying?

Pockets?

I was at the movies recently and the woman behind me was loudly commenting on the characters in the movie. At one point she had a negative judgment of a teenage girl on screen: “SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD.”

My mom does this. She chooses these really long sounds for text messages. Then she gets a thousand texts in a row and the sound doesn’t even have time to finish before the next text comes in and restarts it. I have BEGGED her to put it on vibrate and she refuses.

The other night I arrived at the airport around midnight. This lady called her shuttle ON SPEAKER (AT MIDNIGHT) to ask where they were, and ended up having a long conversation where the entire area learned she had missed the goddamn shuttle. Like, you wouldn’t have been embarrassed in front of 50 people if you hadn’t…

Yeah I just assume anyone doing that is fucking crazy and give them a wide berth.

Millenials are Killing Nutrient-Free Canned Vegetables!

So just in case you ever get married and REALLY want a ring they make these silicone “wedding” rings. I think they were initially marketing to guys who can’t wear metal rings b/c they work in environments where degloving is an actual possibility, but now I know a few outdoorsy/not-into-jewelry types who wear them too.

Perhaps, like me, Hannah cannot always wait for the spoon, and she just squishes the cut-in-half avocado into her mouth like some kind of animal.

God I love when people express their subjective opinion on something and some helpful soul like yourself chimes in to tell them they’re objectively wrong.