My husband has always been a guy who was awesome at (and loved) working with his hands, but got pushed HARD into college b/c duh everyone needs a 4-year degree.

A week from now these assholes’ wives will be at Target buying a new Keurig.

I have one of each. Identity crisis!

Eminent domain is not a quick, fun process if the landowners oppose. If they have good lawyers they can tie you up in court forrreevvveerrrr.

I came back from being an Ayn Rand fan . . . at the age of ~18. It can be done! (If you’re a child!)

You’re being a dick.

Same. Don’t get one if you don’t want one. Problem solved.

Seriously this trend of people writing articles like, “I don’t like this particular thing so let’s ban it” is old.

Sounds like you need better women friends.

This is a bitter take.

I say “ninja.”

The best trolls always pretend they are coming from a place of innocent ignorance. Bonus points from pretending to be from outside the U.S.

Right? I like the aggregated content. I like the humor. I like the commenters. But damn. Sometimes I feel really old here. (I’m 33.)

You actually did have to translate for me because I wasn’t sure how to take her statement. But I agree with you soooo . . . thank you!

Do you have any recommendations for other sites? Sometimes I want to read horrible news presented in a funny way (e.g., Barf Bag) but I’m over a lot of the shit on this site.

Oh my gosh I understand where you’re coming from but DAMN I would be really sad if you were on my team and you pulled this shit.

This is what my (otherwise horrible) company does. We have a lunch w/ booze on a Friday and then everyone goes home by 2pm. Perfect.

The open bar is expensive.

I think a better question is: “Are you lying about women constantly propositioning you in very direct ways and sending you unsolicited nude pics?” (the answer is yes)

This thread is like . . . making me lose hope. These men are fucking daft. It’s blowing my mind.