shellackedbreadloaf
shellackedbreadloaf
shellackedbreadloaf

That is still the title . . .

Seriously do NOT get a puppy. I have a kid and I honestly think a puppy is worse.

What is even happening here?

God I have always loooooved Gisele’s STOMP STOMP STOMP!

I want to high five you SO HARD for this comment!!!

You’re right- it’s better to let them starve than to force them to eat this swill.

Me too. I was 16 and I thought it was awesome. Then I turned 17 and matured enough to realize it was fucking absurd.

Why can’t you do deadlifts?! I thought I’d heard all the crazy Planet Fitness stuff but . . . damn. I’m a pretty tiny, only semi-fit lady and deadlifts are my favorite exercise!

Some people like the gym?

I think you are misunderstanding Scrunchie.

Wow I’ve never been so glad to be a mouthy bitch raised by mouthy bitches.

Why the quotes around “safety”?

Sorry, friend but Echo is a thing. It was featured in almost 1000 booths at the Consumer Electronics Show this year. How many of those booths did Amazon sponsor? Zero!

Yeah no one with $15M thinks $50K is a reasonable amount to live on. My household brings in over 4 times that and it’s . . . not a ton.

“The Confederate States are the definition of TRAITORS, and honoring those who served them is the same as honoring traitors. I don’t understand this shit...”

It’s not just money. Healthy, convenient food is expensive. Healthy, cheap food usually takes TIME and other resources to prepare.

Well someone upthread referred to his dating blondes as “Hilter-esque” so . . . yeah people are taking this pretty seriously.

But . . . they’re not cargo shorts.

Oh my god every second of my maternity leave was spent either rocking/nursing a crying baby to sleep or reaching for a remote/glass of water/sandwich that was JUST OUT OF REACH once she fell asleep on me (which was the only place she slept).