WHEW I feel better after reading your comment. I find myself agreeing with every comment . . .

That reminds me. I saw on facebook the other day this lady I know put “God-Fearing Girls are the Prettiest” in MASSIVE FUCKING LETTERS on her little toddler girl’s wall. So much wrong with that I don’t know where to start . . .

Tbf I didn’t really relate to Harry or Ron because they tended to be kind of lazy/stupid. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna were smart badasses.

Try rubbing coconut oil onto them.

She’s a fucking institution. Just enjoy it.

Oh my god I feel so normal all the sudden. I will just go back and randomly read it.

This girl sounds amazing, tbh.

Goddamn. Sometimes people get tired of serious discussion about the constant evil shit these people do every day and they make a fucking joke.

My sister works for a public library in a large US city and they have regular meetings about how to deal with the fact that many of their FULL TIME employees are fucking homeless.

I like parties AND Men in Tights. So little time . . .

You never wear the dress?! Put that sucker on and open a bottle of wine!

Divorce rates are at a 40-year low.

Yeah I realize as an adult that we got brinner as kids b/c there is nothing cheaper than eggs & pancakes.

Whenever my husband is out of town I have breakfast and wine for dinner.

He just . . . GRABS her. And doesn’t let go. It’s like a drunk guy in a bar at 2am. It makes me cringe.

Austin fucking Powers. The first movie where he’s alone in a bar and gives some 20-somethings the peace sign and they all laugh at him. He’s so out of his element and alone.

I get angry being reminded of that because it is so fucking sad.

OH MY GOD the Dobby funeral you’re going to make me cry at work.

Man, I feel so at home right now.

Not to mention the end where they would reveal the “swan” lady to her family, including her fucking kids.