So you’re saying he has an exceptional penis?
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In the Onion story the quote from the cop would be “See what you made me do!”
This could literally be a headline from The Onion.
“From now on, I respectfully ask you to refer to me as Jen, Jennifer, Ms. Herold, or your opponent.”
“The gal that’s running against me is a 30-year-old, you know, mom, mother of two infants,” the 62-year-old Republican said during a radio interview. “And I don’t know if anybody mansexplained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus...”
Which is a really sweet gesture.
When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...
Madeleine, if you start researching into the world of otherkin you will find things you will never be able to unsee
Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.
Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.
“NO ONE CAN FORCE YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION. NO ONE — NOT A PARENT, NOT A HUSBAND, NOT A BOYFRIEND — NO ONE.”
the couple also share a joint account
It’s weird that all of these worship leaders keep auditioning, often with wife in tow and giving off a slight closeted vibe.
Since you posted this comment, it’s actually been slashed to $6.32 and a free basket of breadsticks with purchase of an entree.
Well, if you happen to live in Flint, Michigan, then soda might be a healthy alternative to water.
The New York Jets are paying out approximately $324,000 to settle a class-action lawsuit filed by the team’s…
It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.
No offense to your mom, but I would much rather earn a little less than the theoretical maximum and be able to talk about my kids at work and leave in a hurry if they’re sick, then have oodles of money and have to stay closeted about being a parent.
Of course when I boil people down and examine their skeletons it’s somehow ghoulish?