@nosebleed: Can your PNG do this?!

Hey, where's RCN?

@LibraryChick: They're protesting not being naked.

No one ever got that excited over Chum Burgers...

@ironbowser: Do instruments of torture count?

@leGodt:

Probably his wrestling outfit.

@tobz1000: Really? That looks normal sized to me.

Tee-hee, it kinda sounds like she's saying "BS".

@Anticrawl: I think that's a different kind of balls.

@Nick Hall: I'm happy with my $15 Wrangler jeans. Those $500 jeans they showed don't look like they could hold up to a few days of manual labor.

@Jones Foyer:

$167?! FOR JEANS?!!?

@Miss Suka: They're like annoying little brothers. They enjoy getting beat up because they get attention.

@Platypus Man: Oh, OK, I get it now. Thanks for the explanation.

What would happen if you want to upgrade your phone on say, Sprint?

@Arsnof: Oh, phew. Angel Salvadore.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. What the crap?! Angel is a girl?! This is gonna be real bad.

CURSE YOU ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!

@anuran001: Or magnets.