Dangit. Where's the Android love? I've been debating for the last few years whether or not I should shave my head in the style of a balding man.

@Kaiser-Machead: Is the box not big enough? Shoot.

@Twanzio: Oh. I think I should be the next artist.

What about Spratty? Did he die? WHAT'S GOING ON?

Groan at #4.

@Hearthatvoiceagain has not been compromised: Baby, you can see my genitalia anytime.

Baby, you can browse my body anytime.

Did the camera guy get in trouble?

@illegal3alien: Maybe Mr. Denton shouldn't have invited hackers to have at the site.

@Commander Keen: Heh, speed limits.

Cool, now can it come to Android??

@David Davis: They can't! The laser will zap any weapons they shoot at it!

@Settings: Try it on 4chan.

I'm probably in the extreme minority, but I always use the caps lock key instead of shift. The only time I use the shift key if for special characters. I hope this isn't the start of computer manufacturers phasing it out.

I'm seriously thinking about doing this.

Not a character, but X-Force would be pretty cool as a movie. No way it couldn't be R.

@LETE: Ew, I had to touch your acne. Arrest this man!

Don't they have better things to do?

@CRXPilot is turning over a new Leaf (with the help of some big football dudes).: Why are you asking me? How'd you know my real name?

@zack10house: People over at Gizmodo have been doing this. I decided to take it to the next level and make it as long as I could.