Too bad there's only a handful of good movies available to stream.

Prank calls here we come!

Now I want to watch all the old Wallace & Gromit movies.

Not bad. How much could video do you think you could store on a 16gb card?

908 numbers have been invading my area, even though it's a Jersey number and I'm in PA. I guess that's the new hip number.

I'll pass. A little flexing of my 22-inch guns can crack nuts just fine.

@TriGun5312: Oh, I'd get over that real easy.

@Jack Skitt: Everyone knows Samurais can easily defeat 6 SWAT teams at once.

@Cohnny: *vomits*

@uRbAn: Hey man, I at least gave you a warning!

@loudrockmusic: Ugh, that brings up horrible, disgusting imagery. Thanks a lot.

@Gary_7vn: I really wanna jump on that...

@meatbag_pussrocket: Ugh, he's giving the whale a freaking handjob.

All they had to do was get a shady FedEx driver to nab the stuff for them. The driver could report the items as delivered or missing or whatever, and he'd only have to pay $25 for losing the stuff.

@meatbag_pussrocket: I wasn't sure if it was allowed. That picture is so disgusting.

@uRbAn: Here ya go!

@JuJuMonkeyBoy: I'd have thought it be a lot more chewy.

Aww, how sweet. He loves his daughter!

@Dacker: You just gotta be real sneaky.

That's great news! I always wondered what whale tastes like.