[warmed-over synth riffs plod over my seizing corpse]

See, I really try my best to not shit on something just cuz I don’t like it. I’m content with keeping my mouth shut and letting people enjoy something. But the Stranger Things craze just baffles me. I think the acting is fine (kids can really tank a show, but these ones are okay). But yeah, the story, the plotting,…

Please, Bruce, don’t comment on my green ascot. I must keep it on. If I remove it... my monocle falls off!

This show really tries to be something, doesn’t it? It’d be admirable if the results weren’t so overwhelmingly tepid. 

“His policy was better than Newt’s” is a terrible argument. 

[galaxy brain]

The “mainstream media” is more than willing to cover whatever shiny object Trump throws at them. It’s pathetic. 

Stav complaining that he didn’t win “cutest boy”

Oh really? We listened to the first, like, three or four episodes of Atlanta Monster on a road trip and liked it enough. So it’s not worth continuing?

Milkshake Deer

That’s... not really that unpopular. 3 has received it’s due in the last decade or so.

And I don’t excuse Bill’s behavior at all.

Exactly. That was in June — everyone is aware this is a joke.

Who said these were real? Everyone’s in on the joke. 

What the fuck is Disney Infinity. 

What are you referring to?

Full of shit in what way, specifically?

I’d say beyond that, both shows are emotionally rich AND pretty funny. Hard to pull off. 

“Just looking at that parking lot.”

Oh fuck. Fuck this song and all its fucking children (all of whom seem to be invading the airwaves right now).