/eyes a DVD copy of The Other Woman, gives a Simpson-esque anxious collar tug

Rubio '16

2015: *Lorne Michaels cackles and lights a cigar with $100*
2005: *Lorne Michaels cackles and lights a cigar with $100*
1995: *Lorne Michaels cackles and lights a cigar with $100*
1985: *Lorne Michaels cackles and lights a cigar with $100, then does some coke*

Adele has such a good voice, I wish that by the time of this third album, she'd gone in a slightly different direction, maybe exploring something a little more musically innovative. I get that she's basically a pop artist and is probably under pressure to put out what the label knows will be successful, but that she…

Sure, but how do you feel about the Hannibal slash book?

/sighs, returns to writing Dikachu/Alien Jesus slash

Two days after the release of the first Pokemon game, and that's only because the internet was smaller back then

I'd really prefer WWE RAW: A Hannibal/Will Tag-Team Championship.

S-s-s-spider?! These books really are breaking new ground in what counts as horror!

I assumed "The Walkin' Dude" was a joke taking the piss out of McConaughey's stoner speech patterns, but nope. For one of the most famous, effective writers of his generation, Stephen King is often totally ridiculous

Starwipe
High-octane…nonsense

"A gun owner, in their own heads, when under no threat, in a masturbatory fantasy" is technically a mythical creature, right?

This is evidenced by the fact that there's never been a mass shooting in America, because every would-be shooter has always been stopped so quickly by the nearest NRA member

Bono's not perfect, but they were some of the most prominent Irish people in the world at a time when that meant being associated at least in part with terrorism, and you can tell that it's a particularly emotive issue for the entire band. His rallying against the IRA and American IRA sympathisers in Rattle and Hum is…

Imagine a speedy cash-in
With Steve Tyler and Sheryl Crow
What it's got to do with Lennon
No one really knows
Imagine a desperate network
Needing some ratii-ii-iings…

And it worked so well for GW Bush!

A struggling candidate repeatedly using the word "mostly dead" while being recorded? There's absolutely no way this can come back to bite him.

Moonlight Mile, Moonkey Man, I Can't Get No Moon Satisfaction…it checks out.

That and bullfights, sure

In reality, an MI6 officer seems to earn somewhere between £27,000-£32,000. However, assuming that these films maintain Bond's background/cover as a naval commander (it's seen in his obituary in Skyfall but never mentioned), then he would be on between £69,366 and £80,320, considerably beyond average.