Also, upon meeting a bosomy woman, you then need to chase her around to the tune of 'Yakety Sax'

If I wanted animation I'd just skim the comics really quickly while paying homeless people to read the lines

"Y'know back in the day they called me Josh Gorgeous. Later on, it was Josh Presentable. Then Josh Gruesome. Then just Josh Gad."

[Waits for sexual norms and CGI technology to catch up to the point that a live action Transmetropolitan is possible]

More broadly, which of the theories that the comic puts forward is your favourite? I liked the amulet more so than any of the pseudoscientific theories, mainly because I feel like when dealing with something as big as "all the men died", a sweeping mystical explanation is slightly easier than something as wooly as a…

To me, that series went off the rails somewhat with the (spoilers) weird alien invasion plot. While obviously that was a mystery that needed to be solved, it felt like it didn't mesh with the political themes that had been worked on. But all Brian Vaughan's stuff has such good dialogue and character work that I'd be…

This could work really well. I re-read it only a few months ago, and it unfolds in a manner practically perfect for TV. With Preacher already commissioned and The Walking Dead such a hit, it was only a matter of time. Personally, I'm hoping for a woman showrunner who could bring something like an Orange Is the New…

Were they ever attacked by a machine gun hidden in the trunk of a car, in an action-packed but retrospectively kinda unsatisfying way?

My academic supervisor for the year, oy. He spent all last week out of the office, despite it being the week during which I need to decide the title of my final-year dissertation. Said proposal was therefore thrown together at the last minute, and the committee for agreement is now chasing me for further details and…

Stuck somewhere between tawdry, boring celebrity gossip and Clickhole-style parody and being all the worse for not quite picking a side, a lesson in having your cake and eating it.

Woah, you can get The AV Club as a newspaper now?

Stone Roses- I Wanna Be Adored
Kendrick Lamar- Money Trees
Pink Floyd- Hey You
The Jam- A Town Called Malice
alt-J- Left Hand Free
Al Green- Let's Stay Together
Junip- In Every Direction
Adele (Jamie xx remix ft. Childish Gambino)- Rolling in the Deep
Grinderman- Get It On
Massive Attack- Paradise Circus
Mogwai- Take Me…

Get Hard ironically being one of the most frequent problems for sixty-five year olds.

Oh hey, it's like she spent a day in the life of one of her own hipster fans

Or, even more realistically, dead.

And due to cultural norms, they assume that both sets of robots are piloted by sexy magical schoolgirls

I hope it doesn't take off too far. I'd hate for my doughy physique to mean I had to start identifying as some other vague, outdated group. I can't pull off cybergoth, and I already burned my bridges with the rockabilly community.

One Forgettable Athletic Guy leads, a second Forgettable Athletic Guy does machines
A third Forgettable Athletic Guy is cool but rude
A fourth Forgettable Athletic Guy is a party dude!

Nutshells and gum, together at last!

I don't know if I'd describe them as "off-putting", so much as just "off". I must have seen the complete Scooby Doo ten times over growing up, and those designs are as entrenched in my mind as any. While these maintain the fashions, the overall style is so not Scooby that it's hard for me to see past it, and the…