"A blog for British and Irish TV geared toward American nerds" is such a weirdly unnecessary and arbitrary divide. There's a weird trend for some Americans to see decent British sitcoms as some sort of undiscovered hipster-niche. If I told my mates about, say, Community with the same rapturous self-congratulations…

You know, think of "randomness" as the humour equivalent of a flavouring, or a condiment. You can add it to something that's already good, or even something that's bland, and it will make it better. But you can't make a meal out of chilli powder and ketchup. It's gross.

And if you don't like them, he has others!

That's probably the least damaging thing they could rip off of Dikachu

Refuse to serve these and you'll soon find yourself mobbed by Republican candidates looking to support your decision.

Many did, mostly elderly French prostitutes.

That's nothing, the villains in Indiana Jones AND Call of Duty were inspired by Charles Manson's tattoo.

The AVClub
Fat, plain, ugly…looking for…a woman

That headline sounds like something you'd say immediately before a massive stroke

I always thought the best Stephen King adaptation was The New Adventures of Old Christine, in which Julia Louise-Dreyfuss played a demonic car trying to balance work and life as a divorcee.

Sure, she's white

I noticed that, too. Probably the "life goes on" was seen as disrespectful (by the same kind of mind that sees "Walk Like an Egyptian" as dangerous)

Do his fans call themselves Die Hardys?

Bespectacled Kray-Hardy looks an awful lot like The Day Today correspondent Peter O'Hanrahanrahan.

The extent to which this is will need to be toned down is obviously huge, but now that I've accepted that it's not going to be a 100% faithful recreation, I'm sort of quietly optimistic. Even without the heights of the comic, there's no reason this show can't capture the dark humour and absurdity of the original…

Stone Temple Pilots lager left me in a coma for three days! It was almost as bad as one of their albums!

*Guitarist Denny Laine runs off sobbing*

How dare you, I'm much fatter!

So long dental plan!

And that whole body pillow business