Keep it a secret, but I've not watched Mad Men. I agree that the Sopranos had the same "let's do something zany with this character just for the craic" that you see in sitcoms.

Film: My ongoing Wes Anderson quest was brought to a halt by Darjeeling Limited. After 50 minutes, I more or less totally tuned out and simply turned it off. Anderson's whole thing is that quirky, affected style, but it was precisely that affectation that meant that the performances of the brothers simply bounced off…

"I don't share your greed, the only card I need, is my health insurance card."

So metal that they installed a metal defibrillator directly into his body just so that he could keep kicking arse. Rock on, Lemmy.

I don't think any of us expected you to say that

I just hope that they get the rights for Beavis and Butthead from MTV in time for Angry Beavers: Civil War

(Sci-fi director) teams with (Horror movie) writer for (eighties movie)-style (genre) film:

I figured we were heading for a Goonies-themed slasher if we just let Corey Feldman keep heading down the slippery slope…

Andrew Jackson nicknamed him "Aunt Fancy" sarcastically, because of his rugged masculinity.

As long as the CIA refuses to release those documents? No, no I cannot.

Warren B. Hard(ing)
U Ass Sees Grant
Martin Van Buren, MILF Hunter
William H Harrison: The Log Cabin and Hard Bonin' Candidate
James K Poke Dat Ass
And, of course, the gay porn Harry Two-Men

Meanwhile, my Rutherford B Hayes horror mini-series The Hills Have Hayes remains unproduced

I tried to, but the editor was too busy making sideline historical theories sound like mainstream truths, rewriting the same dozen pieces of movie and TV production trivia and sending all their best writers to work on videos instead.

First PornHub establish a scholarship, and now here we are with an official history of sloppy creampies.

"Hi- Principal Vagina. The name's real, possibly Scandinavian."

Jeb's team has Woody and Boehner behind it, so they can really help erect a glorious new morning for America.

I wish I knew something about Lucille Ball. I feel like my comments would be funnier if I knew what the hell I was talking about.

Will she cry afterwards? People won't know she's a strong but soulful woman if she doesn't cry after her one moment of actual power.

I can't wait for the scene where she gives an arrogant declaration of her superiority during a deposition

This isn't Clive Standen like I was hoping for, so I don't give a shit.