Why would anyone come up with an album name so awkward and self-critical? I don't think your career in the record industry is really gonna work out.

Fun Fact: The song "Random Name Generator" is the real true story of the Wu Tang Name Generator that gave Jeff Tweedy the name under which he writes his gangsta rap side projects, Vulgar Prophet

If they're going for it with Mohawk Storm, I want to see them commit to other Claremont weirdness. Have everyone speak in stilted, phonetic and wildly inaccurate accents. Out-of-place aliens and space adventures. Japanese fetishism.

Psylocke's armoured get-up looks a little cluttered and busy with its plates of nothing, or whatever those lines are meant to be. Apocalypse isn't as huge and imposing as his comic counterpart, but I like the overall design and the kind-of-Egyptian influences you can see in it.

$50 million is a whole lot in Cash Money. *laughs, high-fives self*

NERRRRRRRRD

Game of Thrones and Isaac Hempstead-Wright's occasionally patchy performance as Bran (he has that "stage school" line reading a lot of young Brit actors have) proves that trusting a major plotline to a young actor can be a big gamble. Holly Taylor and her work with Paige and that story are on a whole other level next,…

Transcribed, it could actually be an excerpt from Finnegan's Wake: "Uhuhuhuh bee bee dum dum dum wub wub"

Look, Smithers, Modor is coming!

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Attention-seeking politicians who push stringent border laws, hatred of those Hollyweird types and the only time they come up in the news is for weird and awful reasons. I'd like to start a petition to rename Australia "Florida Down Under", please.

Sure, America's backwards when it comes to rape, abortion, gay rights and social welfare. But they lead the world in food that contains other food, reality TV shows featuring bearded guys with monosyllable names and amount of fast food restaurants in hospitals!

Toe have really accomplished some great musical feets

I heard Ariana Grande went into a donut store and licked all the donuts in the donut store and they had to close the donut store.

And that I like the Confederate Flag! I'm not a racist.

GIFs can be a great way of communicating non-verbal expressions and reactions online, it's just when they're used in place of still images for no reason, are super-short clips that are there just to sort of jerkily move a little, or could be summed up just as easily as a text quote that they become shitty.

A lapdance from Amy Schumer might get me producing a little "special truffle salt" of my own, if you know what I'm saying.

To translate it across cultural and generational gap: Imagine if Channel Five decided to do a film about the behind-the-scenes drama of Hollyoaks, but only after covering the same drama in the cast of Tracey Beaker.

She's in Hannib— what? When did that happen?!

So about 3 times better than the later seasons of 24?