And if he sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of surrealistic winter!

My ego! My fragile, fragile ego!

Rosewood. Do we need another "detective…with a twist!" procedural? Second choice Grandfathered. Will probably depend which one is more expensive to produce.

It's 2015, man. Any time anyone tries to stop anyone from saying anything about anything, ever, you call it "censorship"

Meanwhile, Rupert Grint joins staff of local community college drama department

You ain't nothin but a hound, Zod.
Heartbreak Watergate Hotel

Morello getting her boyfriend to beat up Christopher really isn't going to get revisited, is it? While I get that it might partially have been there to remind us that she is still a criminal despite her charm and the great performance from Yael Stone, I feel like it was played more as a joke, which is kinda shitty.

"My name is Peter Parker and I've been Spider-man since I was 15 years old." carries way more resonance with an older character, since otherwise he's basically saying "I've been Spider-man about eight months."

My biggest qualm with Amazon is the very minor irritation that it doesn't have autoplay. Did Netflix copyright that, Apple-style, or something? Both the Flash video and the Silverlight player feel a little clunkier next to Netflix, too. It's not enough to stop me using it, but just enough to kind of annoy me when I…

He's history's greatest monster!

Lupe is Calvin, the thing he is pissing on is white racial hegemony.

Rob Lowe and Allison Janney getting stars at the same time suggests that someone at the Walk of Fame only just got around to The West Wing on Netflix. Also, how did Tarantino not have a Star yet?

Film: I watched The Blair Witch Project for the first time ever with a friend who's considering making a found-footage movie. With both the gimmick of "totally real story" and the found footage genre being so worn over the years since its release, there's nothing done here that hasn't been done as well or better in…

The AV Club
Weird disgusting bigots or criminals? I'm pretty much on board!

A comment like that sure would be a Cool One

It sure looks like he has an Appetite for Destruction of positive relationships with his band mates. I hope that it doesn't start a Civil War within the band. It's So Easy to attack them when they're Estranged from one another like this. I guess they're just going to have to Guns n Roses it back together. Right? Right?

— Michael Douglas

Fuck Walmart, though. Every time I hear about their business practises it makes me sick to my stomach, and a company pushing $9 an hour as if it's some sort of act of benevolent charity rather than keeping its own workers out of poverty can go fuck itself harder than any Neil Young song could ever express.

(Genetically Modified to Increase the Yield of the) Harvest Moon

He's a stick-ler for perfection