TV: I finished the Netflix season of Arrested Development and I've got to say that I actually enjoyed it, if not more than, then at least as much as the others. The background and continuity gags, references and humour was all still there, to the point that it felt kinda like the writer was just showing off how damn…

McG got handed the reboot of Charlie's Angels and Terminator without even having any vowels

No one at WB watches Game of Thrones. A maniac acting out his childish impulses for violence with unearned power, costing untold wealth to a once-mighty kingdom is just too much like a vision meeting with Zach Snyder.

Scott Walker as Wolverine 2016

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" — Famously level-headed and outspoken feminist icon, Marilyn Monroe, across stupid people's Facebook walls the world over.

I feel like the prison has become kind of a self-sustaining world now, and you could easily have Piper leave but keep the prison environment intact. For my money, season two's best storylines were mostly focused on Suzanne and Poussey anyway.

How about poorly dubbing the dialogue from OitNB over Seasame Street? The Internet might do a Great Job, but no one said it was a hard one.

Beckett once picked out an all-female production of Godot as being wrong because of Vladimir's frequent urination, writing "women don't have prostates". But the actors can be women playing male characters, or you can ignore the author altogether.

With a decent writer, both Wonder Woman and Superman can be given great personalities and stories. Wonder Woman is a warrior princess raised in a land of Greek myth. I think that Marvel and Chris Evans' performance with Captain America have proven that an very honest, optimistic hero like Superman is meant to be can…

Excuse me, I believe a solo Jonas is called a Jona, thank you.

Truck stop? Look at Charles Atlas over here with a body like a truck stop. I hover at around "gas station bathroom", and that's on a good day.

A glorified two-hour ad for one of the most dominant brands on the planet about the part of the product that is literal trash? Sure, sign me up. Whatever, man.

It's a rock music tradition, I tell ya! Goes back to John Lennon telling people to imagine no possessions, written on a $29,000 piano in a $10 million apartment.

Another harried workaholic who learns to relax thanks to a contrivance of magical realism? When's Hollywood going to give it up and give us the real magic that made my dad come back to the family: Unemployment, depression and substance abuse

I can't wait to make a vlog about my buying Youtube Plus so all my subscribers can see me buying Youtube Plus!

By founding Utah?

He does claim the Church has been involved in some pretty Travolting acts.

Got offered a weekly voluntary role on a citywide political campaign which could turn into a decent (if unpaid) summer internship. Cleaned the flat, including the communal spaces everyone was avoiding cleaning because "hey, not my job", so my place is nicer to live in. Out of nowhere I've arranged to do the catering…

OK, who had Ghostbusters in the Desperate Studio Shared Universe Cash Grab Pool? Seriously, aside from James Bond and Indiana Jones, haven't they announced a plan to leverage basically every major Hollywood franchise past now?

Yes. Eat all of our shirts!