Strong enough to hold a steering wheel, not quite enough to turn it. Thanks for asking:)

The air box is a standard Z-28 and not the SLP SS box that should be on this car.

Good eye.  I didn’t even get past the obviously fucked hood/stripes, insta-fuckery right there. 

damn talk about serious eagle eye 

I’ve seen one with no stripes, but I’ve never seen one with just the grill stripped.  Questions, indeed.

The engine, transmission and gas tank had been removed.  They used to have a large warehouse in Florida, but I think it’s closed.  Probably auctioned off as a shell.

In Eminem’s origin story he’s bit by a radioactive Summer’s Eve.

My original intro included pointing out what a poor choice of descriptor “head turner” was for a Dale Earnhardt tribute car. I decided to change it because I thought too many people might take offense.

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

Fuck, I bet he’s got a rebuilt carb waiting for it on a shelf in his laundry room.

77 years abandoned in freezing water? Has David Tracy announced he’s going to drive it to Moab next year yet?

I still think it’s ugly. Must be one of those CTR-type “looks way better in person” scenarios.

SPIT TAKE

Stop!

15 years past being a classic?  What does that even mean?  It’s more classic?  It’s too old to be a classic?  It’s just barely a classic?

When we were kids on our twice-annual drives down the coast for family trips, the South of the Border billboards were one of the few highlights of an otherwise joyless stretch of highway.

What about the ZLolz1?

Pardon me, but do you have any yellow mustard?

If you’re a dangerous hitman and someone breaks into your house and kills your puppy, you kind of just have to go out there and take out every single last person responsible, with extreme prejudice.

Let’s not.