I’m the nut who would rather have a Merkur XR4Ti.

I wish I had more stars. I just pass over the Supra spam at this point. Over it, doesn’t even come close to where I am with this Supra nonsense. I hope it’s as big a blunder as the Routan. 

Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

No doubt, spend a few grand hundred more and get the SRT-6 model and you’ll have a 330 hp blown V-6... they didn’t make many of these and this is my vote for best 2000s car to appreciate

You’ll never stop me from anthropomorphizing cars, or, really, almost anything. Also, you’re close to getting disinvited to my desk lamp’s Bar Mitzvah.

If I bought this, I would have a she shell.

I heard that the Camo is really an ancient language Zora Arkus Duntov’s family used when they first arrived here in a mid engine spaceship designed by his great, great grandfather, and that if you had the Corvetta Stone you could decipher the camo you would know the exact release date of the new Vette.

I was told by a homeless guy that it will have 1000 horsepower if that helps.

I was personally sure it was an S-10 due to the tail light shape, but you may be on to something here. The Dakota’s tail light slope at the top isn’t as pronounced as the S-10s, but given that we’re looking at crappy CCTV footage it’s probably distorted and stretched out. And the Dakota has front parking lights under…

If you ask nicely, we’ll let you use an e-scooter instead.

Looking at it again, yeah, this would be my bet too. Good call, I always forget about the Dakota.

After very careful inspection - I believe this to be the most likely of all replies here.

No.

Are these wheels really worth the extra hundred grand?

I wish people would drop the charade of calling this thing a “Toyota” or a “Supra.” It’s an ugly Z4 coupe. 

This. I love this. Why do all cars not have this? Seriously, why?

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE