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“There’s also the issue of that dumb-ass scoop perched precariously on the engine cover. Hello trashcan!”

If I have to suffer through large aircooled Project Car Hell, I’m taking everyone along for the ride.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

Where do these shows get all those old cars in like new condition?

Congratulations, Mr. Ford 999, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep Wrangler which this lovely lady will deliver when she is finishes washing it.

How about a Ford Flex? Unique styling = yes. 2,000lbs tow rating. LOTS of room. Not the greatest MPG at 23 HWY. Plus you can get the with factory rook racks for camping/activity gear.

NO, SIR, THEY ARE NOT!

When did Tavarish buy a Mercury?

Boom

It was a misunderstanding.

Bitch, this is like all I do.

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

OOOOOHHHH! Yeah. Right! That’s the one where your balls end up hanging off your hitch, right?

1 word and 1 word only: PAO!

I have nothing witty to say anymore, other than this guy is an asshole.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.