Let me guess…

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Do you really have to ask?

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.

No, it’s URPOOR

Every morning I wake up and cry that Grillo was not cast as the Punisher.

For some weird reason, people seem to like Berenthal, but to me he’s just Grillo-Lite.

So we’ve been spelling Ptrump wrong this whole time?

Does that automatically make all of them racists?

I’m inside at the moment, but I’m pretty sure my neighbors are throwing onions into a chainsaw again.

You’re literally an idiot. Please don’t reproduce.

So I take it you were driving the miata.

So you drive like an asshole too?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

People’s fear of Mustangs will too.

Too common, convertibles are annoying, and it’s styled like a melted jellybean.

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

To the Batmobile! RIP, Adam West.

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