Let me guess…

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Do you really have to ask?

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.

No, it’s URPOOR

So we’ve been spelling Ptrump wrong this whole time?

Does that automatically make all of them racists?

I’m inside at the moment, but I’m pretty sure my neighbors are throwing onions into a chainsaw again.

You’re literally an idiot. Please don’t reproduce.

So I take it you were driving the miata.

So you drive like an asshole too?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

People’s fear of Mustangs will too.

Too common, convertibles are annoying, and it’s styled like a melted jellybean.

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

To the Batmobile! RIP, Adam West.

Neither am--wait a second.

Great story! Thanks for sharing.