Anything he says would make so much more sense coming out of a toddler’s mouth. 

Literally my autistic 5-year-old does this in his ABA therapy.

I know right? The doctors were surprised that he aced a test that most school children could also ace? You don’t need to ace a cognitive test to realize that’s not something to brag about.

“The doctor man even put a big gold star and a smiley face on my paper! I got to keep the crayons!”

Why, he’s an expert at lion.  He does it multiple times daily.

TBF, if I was watching him successfully point to a picture of a lion when asked, I too would be “very surprised”

“That’s a cat!”

a show of incredible mental acuity that doctors found both surprising and “unbelievable.”

Saw a sad thread on a meme site of users complaining that Larson isn’t funny and is ‘boomer humor’. Made me really angry that a community whose sense of humor is defined by irony and morbidity wouldn’t understand the magic of Larson.

“make America great again”? nah, more like "if we have to go down, we're taking everyone with us".

Getting there

I DIDN’T NEED A WARNING. I didn’t think anyone I know, needed a warning against voting for Trump. I have never watched Apprentice, but just casual knowledge learned about him over the previous 35 odd years that he has been in the public eye was plenty of information to know that Trump isn’t a fit parent, husband or…

I’m waiting for someone to publish his tax returns. That’s the “tell all “ book I want to read.

Let them burn it all down and I say, they can burn with it, and start anew with less racists in the world.

The thing is, we know all of this already. People who knew Trump long before his TV show warned us. People who knew him while the show was on warned us. People warned us when he started the birther bullshit. People warned us when he started running. While the tea is lovely, this is yet one more person telling us what…

Dress codes don’t apply to rich white people

I propose either “PPK Patty” or “Walther Wendy.”

You’d think a lawyer would know not to (a) point a gun at people and (b) put her finger on the goddamn trigger. Those are two super major fucking gun-safety rules Ms. McCloskey broke right there.