Kinda unrelated, but this car’s 4.0L V8 is always my go-to example when defending GM’s pushrod engines. Both this and the LS3 make similar horsepower numbers, but the “massive” 6.2L pushrod engine is dimensionally smaller and lighter than the “tiny” 4.0L DOHC engine. Not to mention the LS3 has this magic thing called…

Look, I love manuals. But “slushbox” hasn’t been an accurate description for an automatic since the Spice Girls were hot.

Overkill is the best kill.

Wow, you really nailed it. Quite the astute observation... I can’t even tell which is which:

It’s what your Camaro magically changes into when you cut off your mullet.

David, I’m happy to admit that I take inspiration from you. I now own four smart cars (I’m not kidding). And I let my...unique...car personality free without limits.

(a) Never stop being you.

Once you’re inside it, you don’t have to look at it. Just park it with the front end against a wall so that you always have to go behind it to get in.

The only safe option is to get a couple of bomber jets to fly low and carpet bomb the sombitch with bunker busting missiles.

“Each vertical beam”

Well he did say it was Corvette suspension

Swing and a miss.

$50k, 4 doors, and eight cylinders? I think the answer is 2 Miatas.

She’ll pay $10k for the cat, but only if they deep-fry it first.

Staring down more triangles holding on by a string than an RX8.

It is Monday night ...

Questioned after the game why he walked him, Moseley disdainfully replied, “Ask Siri, he has all the answers.”

At one time, the homeless shelter where I work was attended on a regular basis by a visiting physician. He’d help out with the basics, boo-boos and general health help. He didn’t prescribe medications or anything, but as a practical health professional he did good things for people whose health was already…

Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. Seriously, have you EVER seen a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar? No! But you play along for the joke, which has a good chance of being super offensive.