Nylons and open-toed shoes.

I NEED those yacht pajamas. And then a yacht.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

Then you must be a White person. White people routinely drink dark, bitter coffee and, just as routinely, disdain adding sweetener, milk or other flavors to coffee. As a person of decidedly mixed heritage, not only CAN I drink milk in daily coffee, I DO.

As you'll see in this video, I had an amazing childhood. But I also know when to move on. Growth is good, my friend.