To all my pro-choice Jezzies (which I believe is ALL of you??): next Saturday is a big day in the anti-choice world. It's the 'empty-manger' protest. If you can, contact your local NARAL, NOW, or Planned Parenthood to see what you can do to counter.

@trouble-bubble: Can I make your comment my facebook status the next time one of these stupid bra color/purse location trends starts again?

Katie Baker, I think you are my long lost twin. Half-time special AND billboard awards? The only thing you could have done to top yourself is posted the opening "No Strings Attached" from the HBO special.

@weetziebat: What made you find it out/get tested? I have an abnormal amount of facial hair on and under my chin that I tweeze constantly (seriously, I pluck at least 50 hairs a day), but I've never sought medical attention...

Am I the only one surprised by how many people commenting are using the term "pro-life?" Bush is anti-abortion/anti-choice. He does not respect life, as no one who is anti-abortion does.

True story (and maybe no one will see this because I'm not starred).

@aliasmisskat is a glue gun goddess: best mom award! but trust me, it was totally worth it.

@Susan B.: my sister and I used to live together in Boystown in Chicago, and would hang out constantly with our bffs, who happened to be a gay couple. She and I don't look alike, so I'm quite sure it always appeared to be a double date.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting, but according to the Sexual Assault Evidence Submission Act, "Under the act, law enforcement agencies are required to submit evidence collected through a sexual assault criminal investigation to an Illinois State Police (ISP) laboratory, or a laboratory approved by ISP, within 10 business…

sadly, this isn't her wax figure.

@Tippi Hedren: you just mad cuz payless ran out of plastic pumps for the afterparty

did anyone actually read kim's *original* tweet? "EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper"

Did he do a stupid thing? Yes

I'm 26 today. I think I discovered hair chin at about...18.

@OneMartiniAway: aww, thanks!!

Today is *my* birthday too! I always considered myself a younger version of donatella...

@meglantine: sounds like a nurse who, when I asked if I could have an HIV test, condescendingly said, "why, is there a reason you think you need one?" err...because even though I use condoms I'm still sexually active?

I have to say, it suits her better than the raven hair of yesteryear.

I'm loving this. and sharing with coworkers. They aren't loving it so much.

@DorothyZbornak: Lately my coworkers have been giving me a hard time about laughing out loud at my desk to random things i read on the internet, so i've been making a conscious effort to control my volume. until I read comments like this and one loud "HA!" escapes from my mouth.