@glamzonhobbitfeet: have you ever read Freakonomics? There's a whole section devoted to this, and socioeconomic class is the conclusion they arrive at as well.

she looks as though she's crying at the sight of the large leather bag in front of her.

@meaghan2k: this is all too much like my philosophy 102 class a few years ago. something about logic and if all A's are B's and all B's are C's are all A's C's?

@Macloserboy: wow, your blender and my flip flops have a lot in common! i wear nothing else from april - october. even when it snows here in chicago.

Thank god. I couldn't go another day staring at Regis's flat ass.

@meaghan2k: Oh snap. Loving werther's originals makes me an old person? I suddenly have an urge to run to walgreens and buy a bag. and eat. the. whole. thing. Maybe i should also stuff some tissue up my sleeve.

@nowimpissed: Yeah, that's really depressed me. Growing up I really believed it when people told me I could be whatever I wanted to be. But then, it wasn't even a cold, hard, slap in the face that taught me differently. It's just as though that belief has gradually been chipped away at once I left high school. …

@anthropologo: ugh. i have never said that. aside from sounding like a load of crap, i don't really care if the guy is going to judge me - if he does, he was only one night stand material anyway.

I read stuff like this and feel lucky...my graduating class had over 1000 seniors in it - kind of made it hard for one "clique" to do any damage.

@SarahBoBara: but there are no studded wrist cuffs or rings!

@ineffable.me: well, there was that one time my flip flop broke and i had to walk a mile barefoot - in the city of chicago. but no plague was caught. i think.

@ineffable.me: see, but this totes happens to me even when my shoes ARE the right size or too big...my feet just slide forward in them and stick out. Therefore, I no longer wear peep toes. sigh.

@LadyNo: for a second I felt like I was reading something I typed. in January 07 I quit smoking after 6.5 years of a pack a day. A month after I quit, I decided to join a gym because I felt like I did something sooooo good for my body (quitting smoking) that I wanted to do more. Over the course of last year I lost 75…

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: it's not something I can understand why anyone would be proud of or flippant about.

@a.clever.otter is cheering for the Tar Heels: So I can't even BEGIN to imagine why anyone would want to wear this t-shirt.

@melinderr: I know a man who's vegan. But he eats trans fat like it's going out of style, so his credibility lacks, in my opinion. Because his veganism is supposedly to be healthy.

@layladylan: I used to ask my mom all the time, "If I get pregnant and it's immaculate conception, will you believe me?!" She said no. But I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who worried about this.

@ineffable.me: Wait a second now, that depends. Are his entire hands penises? Or is there a penis in place of each finger? because that would definitely sway my vote, were he still a candidate.

@ineffable.me: i just laughed aloud. in the process of eating a bread bowl from corner bakery. and my cube mate is telling me how sad she is now because of boyfriend issues, and i just busted out laughing.

So, some guy told me I had the perfect vagina this weekend. I think he was just overly excited about seeing one. But now I'm going to list that on my resume: Perfect Vagina - March 15, 2008.