Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

I’m not here to defend Whiteside, but John Cena has won 16 World Championships and even he has a hard time staying engaged.

I can empathize: before I figured out the right roster on Super Mario RPG, I had a real Mallow problem.

Well they have to consider the input of all those shareholders first.

People don’t really realize how expensive having a kid is until they have one. I’m not talking about raising a kid, which is an entirely other deal. I’m talking about the actual process of going through pregnancy. Even with insurance.

George Stillfucksalottapuss

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Is barstool just the stick to sports crowd upset that ebaums world isn’t what it used to be?

To be fair, no one couldn’t say they weren’t warned if John Benjamin turned out to be a pervert. After all, he has a van!

The best one I have heard is that we will have achieved reliable autonomous cars when they can operate reliably in Moscow, in winter. I think a lot of us would add ( insert My City here). Just coming to work today in wet icy spring weather, rutted roads, no lines, two guys in front of me rolled thru stop signs and…

I liked the one for “Winners and Losers of the Second Round of the NCAA tournament.” Like that one seems pretty straightforward, guys. There’s a bracket and everything.

In the NFL it’s common for players to take a pay cut (and they are hated if the don’t) to sign other players (like it’s the player’s responsibility), while the owners rake in the bucks. But when Alex Rodriguez tried to join the Red Sox with a discounted contract, the players union was all fuck that. And rightfully so.…

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

It hurt just a himself.

Also, this reply is good:

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

It’s almost like there was a very recent expose in which high-level Mavs executives upheld a culture of sexual harassment and Mark’s not-all-that-convincing excuses as to why this happened under his nose didn’t hold much water given a. how much he says he personally handles much of the organization’s running and b.…