Embiid is like the best elements of weird twitter distilled and injected into a dominant NBA physique. Pretty soon, Embiid won’t even need to talk shit — his very presence on the court will cause most opponents to self-own themselves. Then, as Embiid slowly backs down the court, he’ll mouth “Corncob” at his fallen…

shuffling is really easy though.

You get used to it, I don’t even see the text. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

Bullshit.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

The funniest part of the VA race was Gillespie (a guy from New Jersey) and Trump (a guy from Queens) bloviating about “our southern heritage and precious statues”. Northam is a VA native who went to VMI and got his MD from Eastern VA Medical School. He couldn’t be more Virginia than if he was a literal Virginia ham…

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just your standard 21 dong salute.

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.

when a hate crime turns out to be a hoax, it casts doubt on the credibility of all the other legitimate reports

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Groceries, and things of that nature

here’s a little colin:

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.

This comment doesn’t have NEARLY enough stars.