But Trump loves business people. He would be so SAD! if anything happened to those titans of business in Silicon Valley.

It pains me but I must give you appleause.

My sister wears size 12 women’s shoes and has since she was 14. She was looking for dress shoes with my mom and one of the salespeople suggested going to a store in the area that was for men cross dressing as women. Super fun for a 14 year old girl to hear that, even if she might find shoes there.

This wouldn’t completely remove the need for condoms especially in Africa and other places still struggling with AIDS.

Well at least you aren’t Richard “Dick” Pound the first president of the world anti doping agency.

http://www.sayanythingblog.com/entry/solution-hatred-not-hatred/

Everyone needs to just load a phone up with dick pics before they go through. Just have a burner phone with only that on it and see how they like that.

Despite this last election, I guess there is some little part of me that thinks they will do what is right and shoot it down, if only out of self interest to not be tied to their constituents health care getting fucked.

Don’t worry. This administration loves oil. They will help cure that dryness by leaking oil everywhere.

I have been using the app for a few years. I love it. Skipping theme songs when binging a podcast is so nice. I like speeding up the podcasts too, but I can’t go above 1.7x speed without it bothering me.

Fuck him with a red hot poker. He can figure out what his co-pay is for an ER visit and how much he owes for his stay in the hospital and maybe, just maybe, think about how fucking complicated healthcare is.

I’m not a lawyer, but I would imagine that there are some protections in place that would stop someone from being fired for having an encrypted messaging app on their personal phone. Government phone, maybe, because it’s government property. Without proof of leaking, I would think they would have to find another…

Trump paid him to click on the link an cry about those liberal snowflakes messing with his sports

You should check out the Tetons if you get a chance. The mountains are beautiful and it’s not too far of a drive from the south exit of Yellowstone.

You know that news is rough when you almost jump for joy anytime there is just an injunction against some right wing bullshit law.

I believe the correct response is: “My victory was the biggest since Reagan.”

If LA doesn’t get the Olympics due to Trump, do we have to thank him?

Is there a toxic, drinkable cleaning product you would recommend for this situation instead? I would love to read about that. Just in case.

I’m going to go drink a bottle of scotch and try not to cry in my glass.

Flynn’s most likely replacement seems like an upgrade. He isn’t buddy buddy with Russia and seems respected within the military community.