I choose to believe they're called the Dodgers because the owners were big Dickens fans.

I'm fighting Galactus right now!

I've only heard two Guided by Voices albums, but I plan on listening to the remaining 98 all at once, Zaireeka-style.

Hydra contains potassium benzoate.

On the other hand…

"That movie was great."

YES HE DESERVED TO DIE BE FIRED, I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

"…and some, I assume, are good drivers."

Hillary is up for an Oscar?

I don't like bananas.

Imma let you finish, but Woody Guthrie was one of the best singers of all time!

"When Mr. Burger sends its burgers, they're not sending their best. They're sending burgers that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing fat. They're bringing cholesterol. They're bringing heart disease. And some, I assume, are good burgers."

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich….in calories."

I'm seein' double here, four Motorpoint Arenas.

Here's a twist for ya: the deaf war buddy is also a talking pie.

The Apnea Strikes Back

The GOP became the White Power Party so gradually….oh wait, nevermind, they've been the White Power Party for the past 50 years.

I've said it before and I'l say it again: Democracy simply doesn't work.

I'm a bad wittle boy.

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