“What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, is there no vetting/editing going on at Gawker Media? I mean, you wrote LeBron is the Cavaliers head coach, you moron! And it’s completely wrong. The reporting is insipid and stupid and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention. You just wrote a punchy paragraph…

Or to deter people who want a slice of pizza

This guy gets it.

It’s like going to the deli just for the food poisoning

They’re just trusting the process in philly

Because he was seriously trying to make a defensive stop, and Staps wasn’t seriously doing anything.

Fugken Ru Degay man!

I saw that

I heard Steph Curry induced his own birth so he could use the potty.

Case Closed!

Next time he’ll just go with the teabag manuver. Let’s scrutiny.

This reminds me of last week’s episode of "What Would You Do".

La LA LA LA. LA

No no no they claimed they were Papa Johns pizza delivery guys. The parents must have misremembered.

I’m going to head on over to PFT, I know Florin has some choice words for Harrison. ...

One dick move deserves another dick move.

Watch this!

Godell will just have the tape destroyed anyway.

Timothy, you Steve Harvey ass mf!

He aight! His affluenza flared up.