Well this article is some serious clickbait. I wanted to read about why I should avoid Times Square, and got nothing more than what the freaking article’s title gave me. Ridiculous.

Didn’t they just introduce as a major plot device an ineffective plan of conquest when those guys where going to go kill those other guys but got killed by those third guys before they got there? So there was no point in that?

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

alternate headline:

Hi, I am your VW Service Manager. Thank you for choosing VW and to repay all of my student loans. I will schedule a meeting in a few thousand miles for my mortgage payment.

I have a Sony a6000 and I absolutely love it. It’s incredibly portable, has an APS-C sensor, beautiful color reproduction, and amazingly quick autofocus.

I have a Sony a6000 and I absolutely love it. It’s incredibly portable, has an APS-C sensor, beautiful color…

I don’t know how I’ll explain this to my boss when he finds me rolling around the conference room.

Made it over the barriers meant to stop cars.

Ditches love Corvettes ;) always have, always will.