NAMES's dilemma is a really weird one. And he's going to feel weird about it every time he sees the kid. But Dan is absolutely right - there is nothing he can do about it.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of May 23. With our president taking his first diplomatic trip, I tend to agree with George Takei’s tweet from the other day: “We need to keep Trump out of the country until we figure out what the hell is going on.” Let’s get to the review.

As an Arizonan myself, welcome to the club!

Those co-pays add up.

She tries to get me to call at like 2 and a half, but I tell her she's not a doctor.

I call my doctor whenever my lovemaking sessions get to four hours, like the commercials told me to.

I'm not a doctor, but I have this visceral reaction to a non-doctor recommending a prescription medication, especially one that needs to be injected directly into the penis.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of May 16. I would start off with something topical here, but I have a feeling that between me writing this and you reading it, something new and catastrophic will have happened. So let’s get right to the review.

DR is totally right about small-town politics. People in big cities might get away with "I can't know anyone who's been with my ex" but people in small towns know how unfeasible that is. Go in assuming it's not a big deal and make her prove it is.

I can certainly imagine.

I appreciate you sharing (and I'm sorry I'm still in advice-giving mode).

She has the right to have that particular thing in your profile. You have the right to reject her on that basis, or on any other basis. It's not up to random people to guide her to where she can examine why she's thinking these things.

I have a Sheep Dog (not a sheepdog, more a bichon/poodle mix). Ms. Launcher and I have fucked with the Sheep Dog licking my foot, staring judgingly at us from across the room, and whining outside the closed door. If you love each other, and you love your dog, you'll make it work.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of May 9, 2017. I want to hear about your self-care techniques in these turbulent times. For me, I try to get out of the office every day to take a walk and get a sweat going. Do you solve crossword puzzles? Play kickball? Utilize a new vibrator? …

Space Mutiny is the best one to fuck to, in my experience.

Sometimes you do your homework and your prep, and everything still comes to shit.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of May 2. The zombie Trumpcare is working its way through Congress, and though it looks like it may fail, now is a great time to call your Republican member of Congress to let them know how you feel. Let’s get to the show.

I'm so mad that it isn't on Apple Podcasts yet, despite assurances that it would be

Yeah, that was seriously chilling to me. If I had the higher sex drive, but were willing to stick it out, I would hope that would be enough.

I'm in total agreement. I'll just note that the Founders intended for the legislative branch to be the branch most susceptible to public opinion, but due to gerrymandering and the exponential change in the way public opinion shifts, we can no longer rely on the legislative branch to be as responsive as the Founders…