He thought that the writer was asking for his permission to masturbate. I think that the letter writer was looking for a way to masturbate that decreased her desire.

"How do I masturbate?"

If you need an example of how sex education is lacking in this country and failing its citizens, take a peek at the last letter and how inadequate Dan's response is.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of March 28. About the only way I express patriotism these days is to root for the USA national teams. I’m sort of okay with the men’s soccer showing against Panama tonight. Hopefully we can ramp it up and qualify for Russia 2018. On a better note,…

I've never watched New Girl, but I clicked because I wanted to know Schmidt's first name.

He thinks that calling the state AG is the nuclear option. I disagree - for my father, having official stats about specific scams (plus reports from the "correct" media) might be the only way to dissuade him from obvious phishing.

Y Tu Mamá Ambien

Unless you have a reason to believe that she doesn't want to fuck you. Which this guy seems to think. He is ashamed he got aroused, but he doesn't want to fuck her, if that helps.

She thinks it's kinkier in the morning, he thinks it doesn't make a difference. I agree totally with your prescription.

I'm with everyone else regarding your dreams. I feel like I get better sleep when I have no dreams because I don't spend any awake time trying to understand what the fuck they mean.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of March 21. I hope you lovely people are feeling fulfilled and excited by your various and sundry love lives and non-love lives. Let’s hop into it.

Rather than respond directly to your question, I'd like to make sure that we're working with the same parameters. In the U.S., the average is less than 5.5 inches, according to the study I've seen. "Normal" penis length is between that of a micropenis (<2 inches) and a statistically improbably large penis (>11…

That was definitely a COACWTMFA (cut off all contact with that motherfucker already) situation

Paula Cole's "Feelin' Love"

All smart devices are susceptible to the same kind of hacking as the WeVibe was susceptible to. Keep your devices dumb, for the love of god.

Fire Island Outrage Machine is the best Village People cover band I've ever seen.

I'm coming from this from both sides. (I'm married to someone who has depression and ADHD, and I take medication for depression.)

Congratulations on making the decision that's right for you. The best piece of advice I've ever received on the "fake drink" front is to order a seltzer water with lime. Looks just like and smells enough like a vodka tonic to blend right in.

If you picture Dan in place of Roberto, LISA was the best piece of fan fic I've read in some time.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of March 14. This WeVibe settlement is crazy. I remember Tristan Taormino advertising it all the time on her show. I wonder what she thinks about the allegations and whether she and other sex educators regret getting involved with them.