I will kill you with women with frickin' lasers on their vulvas!

Our house was super haunted. The Viagra on my dad's dresser was just a coincidence

I don't recommend doing things like I did. The best thing to do in that kind of situation (nice parents, want to make things perfect) is just to be honest upfront

I only heard them once when I couldn't deny it was anything else. Who knows how many creaky boards or ghosts I thought I heard

I pictured him saying that with big air quotes

My advice on this is skewed. I heard my parents having sex when I was 10 or so and I still remember it to this day. I can't imagine seeing my mom's tits on a regular basis

Yup. Dan and I agree with that.

I didn't tell my parents when I married my girlfriend. We had a good screaming match after they found out. Eventually we patched things up and they hosted a nice reception for us.

Pressure-free chatting is good to get your feet under you

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of March 7. Sheep Dog is licking my toes right now, and I am looking forward to when this is my primary form of health care. Anyway, let’s get to the questions about licking that you actually showed up for.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of March 7. Sheep Dog is licking my toes right now, and I am looking forward to when this is my primary form of health care. Anyway, let’s get to the questions about licking that you actually showed up for.

I'm old enough to remember when you had to AltaVista the clitoris

I'm not ready to say that the first letter writer is a hard-core misogynist, but he definitely has a persecution complex, which manifests itself in some form of misogyny. Once he realizes the whole world isn't out to blame him, things will get easier.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of February 28. I am writing this from a sports bar with my back turned to a TV playing Trump’s Congressional address on mute. The President is getting as much respect as he deserves from me. I hope you are feeling well – let’s get into it.

He is a hunk of man. It's okay, this is a safe space

Swimmers have such a strong core, it's pretty neat.

So not Candace Wiggins, then

Hockey guys have ass and thighs, it is true. Curler dudes can get a little bit of that action as well.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of February 21. Here’s a question I’ve been asking recently: What sport has the hottest athletes? From my straight male perspective, volleyball has the best looking athletes of all kinds, though curling is a dark horse. Anyway, we’re here to talk…

Thank you for the kind words!