BUILD THAT DENTAL DAM

Us left-handers gotta stick together.

So the point of this article is that people in other countries have sex issues? So much for American exceptionalism.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of February 1, 2017. I got taken off the market before the heyday of Tinder, so I’m totally clueless about everything to do with it, including whether swipe left or swipe right means good or bad. Have you had success with it? Has it already been…

It is totally literal! And yet still not interesting!

There's absolutely no upside there

If you had fun, it's more likely that it will come through in the photos. Which means that they will turn out great! You fox you!

To the first writer: please never ever ever tell someone you wanked off to their picture. Ever.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of January 24. I have a pile of laundry that needs to get folded, but I’d rather be sitting here recapping the Lovecast. Let’s get to it.

I am out of that place, thank you.

You phrased it better. To be effective, tough love needs both tough and love

I'm right here, you don't have to talk about me like that

Not trying to contradict you, by the way. It's just that, somehow, what you heard was not worse than what I heard.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't be fatuous, Marcus

I had to rewind to make sure she said "tinklefanny." Which she did. She said Tinklefanny.

You can guess what happens next.

I have a letter-writer who could arrange that for you.

Yeah, it sounds like "fringe," which…okay?

Sounds like last dude may appreciate a Fallout 4 date