Everyone inflates the size of their detachable penis

I think it counts just as much. Deaf dogs understand the concept of human gayness just as much as hearing dogs do

They are the best in the world

I fix the cable. I am expert

Dan mentions the possibility of "seasonal asexual disorder," which yeah. I would think typical SAD care could be suggested to this guy.

The last letter is the most disturbing I've heard in a while.

(Disclosure: I was a poet/bartender at one time. Now a decent one and a shit other.)

who says women can't have it all, right? /s

Totally getcha. I get having that nerve touched

The good thing is, there are other poets and bartenders and poets bartenders out there. And the sooner you see that, the sooner you'll be coming furiously with them

What words do you use to describe reproductive parts?

Physical safety is very important, no doubt. But if an interaction leads to you crying all night and losing sleep, can you really say that it was physically beneficial to you?

(I learned those from a cereal box.)

Yup. I was thinking the same thing.

I still do wish you well.

Danke.

You need to take care of yourself. Take your mom somewhere else. Tell her the event got canceled. She will get over the disappointment faster than you will forgive yourself if you put yourself in harm's way.

I was hoping I heard and spelled that right (I took Spanish in high school).

Whoo!

I think the first letter writer is suffering from "new car syndrome." When you get a new car, suddenly you notice that car on the road everywhere when you hadn't noticed it before. The reason is that it's on your mind, and you're in the mind space to notice it more often. The whole world did not turn into earfuckers