Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of January 3. It’s a new year, but people always got problems, so let’s get into it.

When I give out my work number, I make sure to stare directly at my desk phone display or my business card.

People still learn numbers? I thought cell phones were supposed to relieve us of that burden.

You're doing the right thing. If I can suggest, I think you should also change your phone number to help prevent this kind of fraud.

(Self to note: You're going to have to be more specific.)

Pence is not fond of women in boxes. Women in binders, he might think about.

I'm sorry you have such an asshole in your life. Whatever you have to do to get rid of this person, no matter how hard or inconvenient, is going to be worth it to you, I promise.

I'd love to hear back from Arkansas guy. It seemed to Dan that he was in like Flynn.

Put the problem in a box. Unless the problem is a lesbian.

This isn't my area of law, but if someone has enough power to fill out medical paperwork in your name, it might be time to get a restraining order to force this person to fuck right off.

Re: your last paragraph. That seems very…forward?

It's amazing to me how many people ask questions about "hookup culture" when fewer people are hooking up on the first date and fewer teenagers are having sex than at any point in the last decade.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of December 27. I’m feeling awful but resolute today. All I want to say is this: Let’s do everything we can to make 2017 the year we started recovering from the absolute bullshit avalanche that was this past year. With that said, there’s one more…

"Put a quart of milk in it."

5 interviews? How many times did they ask you the manhole cover question?

Everything's coming up Waffles!

You're absolutely right, Waffles. At least they're an improvement that they don't sound like total assholes. Just little assholes.

Also, Dan got @Thinkpiecebot'ed:

Hoo boy, the first letter. It's tough to tell for me whether the boyfriend was being considerate or shifty. I would like to know whether he's tried the opposite in the past and gotten frozen out for it, which would explain why he would try to sneak away with it this time.

Hey there, and welcome to your Savage Lovecast review for the week of December 20. It’s the last Lovecast before Hanukkah and Christmas, I wish happy holidays to the chosen and goyim alike.