Anything can be a fuck couch if you're brave enough.

I'm starting to love the "He's perfect in every way, except…" calls. I can't wait to figure out how these assholes can top each other.

There's a first time for everything.

My wife has been traveling over the last couple of weeks, and my theory is that I don't care that much about decorating, so I might as well wait until she's here to do it.

Or both. The old in and out.

A German newspaper referred to him as Der Sexmonster.

"Some vibrators, I assume, are good."

Dan Savage, get out of TJ's account.

Not with that attitude.

It's not impossible. It will take effort, and a reframing of how we argue (sorry to say, the ideal of human rights doesn't work against everyone). But we can do it.

My recapping of my copy-and-paste error is better than my recapping of the podcast.

Look at her. Would anyone want to grab that? I don't think so.

I'm imagining the formula it took to get this.

Did you give them one star?

We will build a vaginal wall.

Not after I skillfully edited it!

No need. The right response is always to try to find pleasure, right?

You should hire all the sex workers until all the sex workers are gone.

I'm not saying I disagree with you. I'm just really confused that your response to my thought that Trump presents a threat to our way of life is that you find bars boring.

I want to say that I'm mad at everyone for still focusing on Trump in their letters to sex columnists. But I'm feeling the same way too. I'm trying to put the same effort into my political life as I put into my sex life (or maybe vice versa) in the next four years to try to restore some sense of decency and normalcy.